January 2010
251 posts
cat: you better recognize, bear! stop trolling!
bear: shut up, cat. why you gotta be so adopted?!
cat: f&*^ you, bear! i hope you get squirrel aids!
bear: that's why i'm doin your mom
cat: two camels in a tiny car, motherf#$%er!
bear: those jokes don't even make sense unless you watch =3!!!!
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(from RayWilliamJohnson's =3 channel)
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~best exchange EVAR haha~
withinternet:
I send texts to people and am greeted with nothing but cold, cold silence. Time to stop texting those people, no?
i concur
i got a call from a number i didn’t recognize … i answered and immediately a guy starts talking … quite frantically … super drama … his story didn’t make any sense and i didn’t recognize his voice … i kept trying to interrupt him, but he kept saying “no wait, listen” … finally he stopped and just sighed in frustration … i...
i need a real hobby …
me: OMG ... a cute Cthulhu to keep and cuddle and call my own ........ why don't i own this already?!?!?!?!
him: have you seen the Cthulu beanie? it's like a ski mask with a bunch of little woolen tentacles hanging down.
me: I want them all! ... *kicks the ground* why am i always so broke when cool stuff comes out!
him: but you can knit your own little cthulu hat. and maybe even a plushie. you just need to get into knitting. and while you're at it, cook some dinner and get me a beer! ha! just kidding!...put down the knife ... aahhhhhh noooooooOoooOOoOO! *gurgle*
me: silly friends think they can tell ME to get THEM a beer ........ *grumble grumble* *cleaning knife*
him: *politely bleeds to death on a coaster*
i’m tempted to do something very, very bad ….
not cook a healthy dinner … and buy a some naughty food …
that didn’t quite sound the way i wanted it to … i don’t have a talent for phrasing …
“who you calling a cootie queen…you LINT licker!!!”
Far away This ship is taking me far away Far away from the memories Of the people who care if I live or die Starlight I will be chasing the starlight Until the end of my life I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore Hold you in my arms I just wanted to hold You in my arms My life You electrify my life Let’s conspire to ignite All the souls that would die just to feel alive But...
nice rainy weather … slight chill … hmph … i wanna be at home cuddling something … a person would be nice … but a plushy pillow would work as well …
i’m addicted to tabouleh and hummus … i could eat that all day long …
me: noticed a lot of my friends are Farmville junkies ....... sickos ...... and since when are their penguins on farms?!?!?!?!?! It vexes me ... I'm truly vexed.
him: the really bizarre thing is that they produce....ice cubes. I don't even want to know where those are coming from.
me: wtf?!?!!? ice cubes? what does a farm need ice cubes for?
him1: I'd have to ask M, but I'm afraid the answer would be something terrifying.
me: They feed the cows ice cubes to make ice cream. hehehe
her: VEXED I love that word!!! :)
him1: but how do they MAKE ice cubes?!?!? is it some sort of Antarctic magic? or do they just sneak into the house and get them out of the freezer. "vexes" makes me think of that old Kevin Costner Robin Hood movie when Alan Rickman goes into the witches cave and starts smashing everything and shouting and stabbing her copper plate thing and then when he's done she just looks at him and says "something vexes thee?"
him2: I don't do app on here, lol. I block them with cold impunity!
me: i make fun of the farmville peeps, but i'm on happy aquarium and happy island .... *covers face* don't look at me, DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!
me mum loved the phone …. me mum did not love the idea of texting … smeg …
me: is there something on my face?
him1: why?
me: that guy was looking at me weird.
him1: look at you? or looking at you weird?
me: looking at me weird. do i have a booger or something?
him2: you have something asian on your face
“Your First Name Tells who you are”
window-window:
Your First Name Tells who you are
Delete the other persons first name and repost this with the title
“Your First Name Tells who you are”
No nick names
A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have
B : You love a certain someone
C: People cant help but check u out
D: You are really lovable
E: You are great in bed
F: people love you
G: You never let people tell you what to do
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today … feels strange …
i wonder if something interesting is going to happen today …
i ordered a new cell phone for my mom … it’s a slider … she’s had the flipphone i bought her since the beginning of time … which is amazing since cells don’t last more than a year …
i think i’m more excited about this phone than she is … because she’s a witch, and when you have magical powers, cell phones aren’t so fantastic...
him: you got a toothache or something?
me: no, i'm just stupid ... slapping my cheek for no reason
him: ok, that's gonna go on the ... him, me, him, me?
me: i'll post it right now
this morning, my lil munster and i held hands as we walked across the parking lot to the daycare … she wrapped both of her gloved hands around my one hand … she said “you don’t have a glove, so i’ll keep your hand warm” … too cute …
