1. 1 year ago 
   him: fuck vegetables

   me: eh ... vegetables are our friends

   him: no, fuck vegetables

   me: but they are so yum-

   him: vegetables F! U! when i get home, i'm gonna strangle some celery and throw a tomato against a wall!

   me: so angry. you're just so angry ... and i think a tomato is a fruit.

   him: fuck fruit too!

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